The Onion piles on Mark Prior

When even The Onion starts to pile on you for always being on the DL, you know something is up.

Disabled List Offers Mark Prior Two-Year, $8 Million Extension

“I couldn’t even imagine the DL without Mark Prior—over the years, he has become the face, stiff right elbow, strained subscapularis muscle, and inflamed Achilles tendon of our organization,” said Kirk Gibson, manager and longtime former member of the DL…

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